I fucking hate you more then anything in the world. You are the biggest bitch made by god. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay and who the fuck are you? Not my dad, you’re the asshole trying to be a better dad. Guess what? You suck at it. How about not treating me like shit, taking Clays side, and talking to me like I’m a dumbass I don’t know I feel like you would make me a lot happier if did, but its okay just be the asshole you always have been. OHHH and its super cool that you will let Clay go out cause he has a strip poker game to attend to. But oh god don’t let Regan go out on her first night a summer. Oh sorry maybe if I said I’m going to smoke you would let me go out, better yet lets just chill together and share a bowl. FUCKKKKK YOUUUUU.

  • friend: you can't just judge someone from what music they like
  • me: yes I can

(Source: ultimos-beijos)

  • 10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
  • me: spills cereal on cat

(Source: pastichee)

  • me: I'm gonna study when I get home
  • me: I'll just study before I go to bed
  • me: I'll just study in the morning
  • me: I'll just study on the way to school
  • me: I'll just study in this class
  • me: I'll just study in the hall
  • me: I'll just study before the test
  • me: I'll just study during the test

(Source: bakedgoodz)

hatsandfeathers:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

and the award for most disturbed child of the year goes to…
im looking over my shoulder as i read this
note to self: dont piss of lisa
this is hella creepy

oh my God this is mentally disturbing somebody get this kid to a psychiatrist or something hatsandfeathers:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

and the award for most disturbed child of the year goes to…
im looking over my shoulder as i read this
note to self: dont piss of lisa
this is hella creepy

oh my God this is mentally disturbing somebody get this kid to a psychiatrist or something hatsandfeathers:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

and the award for most disturbed child of the year goes to…
im looking over my shoulder as i read this
note to self: dont piss of lisa
this is hella creepy

oh my God this is mentally disturbing somebody get this kid to a psychiatrist or something

hatsandfeathers:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

and the award for most disturbed child of the year goes to…

im looking over my shoulder as i read this

note to self: dont piss of lisa

this is hella creepy

oh my God this is mentally disturbing somebody get this kid to a psychiatrist or something

(Source: theoverworld)